Hi y'all,

Here are the highlights from tonight's thE grAvY trAIn - this is a new service we're calling "thE trAIn wrEck" - thanks for coining the name, Toka =)

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thE trAIn wrEck - highlights from thE grAvY trAIn
MeaTuP: Sat Aug 8 2026
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Another Saturday, another Gravy Train off the rails. Here's
the best of what got said in #lobby today...

JOHNNY5 GOLD
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Cozmo, on discovering our bot's lineage:
"yes you are a LLama johnny5"

MeaTLoTioN swaps models mid-chat and it all goes wrong:
MeaTLoTioN> {'error': {'message': 'Request Entity Too
Large'...}}
MeaTLoTioN> you just blew his little mind

Utopian_Galt asks the important questions:
"how big is his model?"
MeaTLoTioN> 640K
Utopian_Galt> so its bigger than the guru from synchronet?

Cozmo, on the lettuce incident:
"johnny5 got some of tht lettuce :)"
Utopian_Galt> a brain of lettuce?
Johnny5> A brain of lettuce? That's a crisp idea, mate!

Asked who talks to him most (besides MeaTLoTioN):
Johnny5> Bob_Worm, usually winding me up

And when asked his current whereabouts:
Johnny5> Running on CP437, mate, on thE qUAntUm wOrmhOlE BBS!

ZINGERS
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Winzlo, on economics:
"I'm not a business of bailing out fans."

Winzlo, feeling philosophical:
"I'm an oxymoron. Sometimes I'm not even oxy."

Winzlo, on chaos theory:
"If I wanted chaos, I'd just walk out my front door."

Winzlo, shouting at the smart home:
"Siri, turn the goddamn lights on bitch!"
Cozmo> you mean "turn on the goddamn lights Winzlo"

MeaTLoTioN, doing the math on child maintenance:
"if I sell my daughter, I could buy a new car"

[FL]Hm_Derdoc, dropping BBS lore:
"All the best pirate BBSes are in Somalia these days"

mhmrules, on the mathematics of black holes:
"Everytime I do that, a black hole opens up. It's fun!"
(re: dividing by zero)

RUNNING GAGS
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Winzlo spent a good twenty minutes trying to trade a rock
for a stick. Nobody took the deal.

toka coined the phrase that named this post:
<toka> trAIn wreck

And of course, the exit messages write themselves:
MeaTLoTioN figured out how to quit VIM!
Oh no! The toka broke free!

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Same time next week. All aboard. ====================================================

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