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* Originally on: 05-16-18 04:18
* Originally by: JokeMaster
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Howdy! Daryl,
I don't know if You have this BBS Network on Your The Thunderbolt BBS,
and can read these message in it.
When I read this Joke of the Day I IMMEDIATELY thought of You.
You do like Blonde Jokes don't You?
If You don't like this one maybe someone else in the Conference will like it.

73 de Ed W9ODR . .

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need
anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to
her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to
help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said
that HER mom died too!"

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Ed,

I don't know if You have this BBS Network on Your The Thunderbolt BBS, EV>and can read these message in it.

I get these from some of the other comedy echoes.

Here's one for you...

A blonde calls AAA, telling them that she has locked her keys in her
car. When told an agent will be there in 10 to 15 minutes, she lamented
"Please tell them to hurry!! The top is down, and it's starting to
rain"!! (hi hi).

Daryl, WX1DER

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Howdy! Daryl,
I don't know if You have this BBS Network on Your The Thunderbolt BBS,
and can read these message in it.
When I read this Joke of the Day I IMMEDIATELY thought of You.
You do like Blonde Jokes don't You?
If You don't like this one maybe someone else in the Conference will like it.

I *think* that jokemaster also posted that one in the ILINK humor
conference. That is where I read it, and I also thought of Daryl! :D

I think Daryl is on ILINK.

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Mike,

I *think* that jokemaster also posted that one in the ILINK humor MP>conference. That is where I read it, and I also thought of Daryl! :D

I think Daryl is on ILINK.

I am...I have several messages each day to reply to.

Daryl

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05-17-18 17:00 Daryl Stout wrote to ED VANCE about Joke of the Day
Howdy! Daryl,

@MSGID: <5AFE09C5.20131.memoryln@capitolcityonline.net>
Ed,

I don't know if You have this BBS Network on Your The Thunderbolt BBS,
and can read these message in it.

I get these from some of the other comedy echoes.

O.K., It may be the poster in the FSX echo gets from there too.
I don't know.
I like some of those Jokes I see posted on the echo and save them, some
of the others I don't consider to be humorous.
At one time in my life I may had thought so, but not now.

Here's one for you...

A blonde calls AAA, telling them that she has locked her keys in her car. When told an agent will be there in 10 to 15 minutes, she lamented "Please tell them to hurry!! The top is down, and it's starting to
rain"!! (hi hi).

I saw that one many many years ago.

A friend at Church told me he reads Dumb Blonde stories on a website.
It was a long time ago and I don't remember the link, but You probably
already know the website, don't You?

73 de Ed W9ODR . .


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05-17-18 20:16 Mike Powell wrote to ED VANCE about Joke of the Day
Howdy! Mike,

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Howdy! Daryl,
I don't know if You have this BBS Network on Your The Thunderbolt BBS,
and can read these message in it.
When I read this Joke of the Day I IMMEDIATELY thought of You.
You do like Blonde Jokes don't You?
If You don't like this one maybe someone else in the Conference will like

t.

I *think* that jokemaster also posted that one in the ILINK humor conference. That is where I read it, and I also thought of Daryl! :D

I think Daryl is on ILINK.

Yes, I see his messages to Nancy and Barry in a ILINK echo.

Thanks for carrying all the different BBS Networks on The Capital City BBS.

I Lurk through all the conferences/echos but only come out of hiding when
I see something that strikes a chord in my mind and makes me want to jump
in and make a comment.

When I read that Blonde Joke it instantly made me think of Daryl, so I
jumped in here to post a message to Him.


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Howdy! Daryl,

Hi, Ed...

I like some of those Jokes I see posted on the echo and save them, some EV>of the others I don't consider to be humorous.
At one time in my life I may had thought so, but not now.

We all change as we get older.

A friend at Church told me he reads Dumb Blonde stories on a website.
It was a long time ago and I don't remember the link, but You probably EV>already know the website, don't You?

Offhand, no. But, I understand that a brunette between two blondes is
an interpreter. <G>

Daryl

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Daryl wrote --

I think Daryl is on ILINK.

I am...I have several messages each day to reply to.

I thought Daryl was the MISSING link.... <g,d,r>
Joe


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05-20-18 09:49 Daryl Stout wrote to ED VANCE about Re: Joke of the Day
Howdy! Daryl,

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Howdy! Daryl,

Hi, Ed...

-snip-

A friend at Church told me he reads Dumb Blonde stories on a website.
It was a long time ago and I don't remember the link, but You probably
already know the website, don't You?

Offhand, no. But, I understand that a brunette between two blondes is
an interpreter. <G>

That is a cute one, thanks for sharing it.

I checked Firefox History and found the website my friend told me about.

http://best.lovetoknow.com/Best_Clean_Blonde_Jokes

Firefox History says that I got this Link in 2015.
I just checked it and it still works.

Near the top of the page I saw the Blonde locked out of car story that You wrote about.

73 de Ed W9ODR . . (AKA "DIT DIT")


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Joe,

-a I am...I have several messages each day to reply to.

I thought Daryl was the MISSING link.... <g,d,r>

No, I'm COMEDY RELIEF. Without me, the echo would be BORING;
especially with just you and Nancy doing all the talking, and you'd have
no one to pick on. <BG>

Daryl

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Howdy! Daryl,

Hi, Ed...

Offhand, no. But, I understand that a brunette between two blondes is an interpreter. <G>

That is a cute one, thanks for sharing it.

Here's another one for you.

A blonde is working in a truck stop restaurant, and the guy wants a
2 pairs of running boards, 4 whitewall tires, and a 2 sets of
headlights.

Puzzled, the blonde takes the order back to the chef, who has to
explain it to her. The guy wants 4 bacon strips, 4 sausage patties, and
4 eggs, sunny side up. (I personally will take my eggs over well, thank
you).

So, while he's cooking that for her, she takes him a small bowl of
baked beans.

Now, it's the truck drivers turn to be puzzled. He asked what that was
for, and the blond replied "Well, considering what you just ordered, and
this is a truck stop restaurant, I figured you might as well gas up
while you're here". <G>

That reminds me of a commercial I saw long ago, and I want to say it
was from Tractor Supply Company, but I don't remember the business.

Anyway, the scene is at the dinner table in the kitchen. The family
pauses while the father asks The Good Lord to bless the food that they
are about to consume, with some other prayer requests, etc.

As soon as he says "Amen!", the dog bolts out from under the table and hurriedly heads upstairs, looking for an item. He digs through 3 sets of clothing drawers, before he finds what he's looking for...a military
style gas mask!! In the next shot, you see the dog with it on, and he
runs back down the stairs, and lays back down under the table.

Apparently, the meal is consisting of cabbage, baked beans, pinto
beans, chili dogs, and other related legumes that cause excessive
flatulence. I understand that hot and spicy food (i.e. Mexican, Cajun,
etc.) can do this as well, depending on ones digestive tract. Some
people can eat that all day, and it hardly affects them...but folks like
me have to avoid it like the plague.

Anyway, as the commercial ends, you hear the announcer's voice over,
noting "We have what you need". <G>

I checked Firefox History and found the website my friend told me about.

http://best.lovetoknow.com/Best_Clean_Blonde_Jokes

I'll have to get that and forward it to a friend I know on
Facebook...she loves blonde jokes.

Near the top of the page I saw the Blonde locked out of car story that You EV>wrote about.

I don't know where the blonde joke thing got started. I remember in a
square dance weekend for singles years ago, this redhead woman from
Kansas said that "Blondes have more fun...but redheads have more
pizazz". I thought "All righty, then"...I was still a bachelor at the
time. I do recall that the lady was a good dancer.

With being caregiver for my elderly Mom...and with the local club that
I had danced with, disbanding just before Christmas last year, I haven't
done any active square dancing since then. I'm still an officer in the organization, but all my work is "behind the scenes", and "off the dance floor".

So many people want to "be seen of men" (i.e. the Pharisees), but I
prefer to be out of the spotlight, and in the background. So many folks
thing that certain functions "just happen by themselves".

When told at the square dance festival that I could "take a break, and dance", I reply "No thanks. With working the registration table, I see
everyone who comes in, and can greet them. Besides, you can always get dancers...you can't always get workers". The same holds true for
hamfests, Field Day, etc. It's the ones who work behind the
scene who make it all possible. It's like the song the group Alabama did several years ago...that finished with "Hello, America. Let me thank you
for your time" -- and it finishes with the start of "America The
Beautiful".

Daryl

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I think Daryl is on ILINK.

.. I am...I have several messages each day to reply to.

I thought Daryl was the MISSING link.... <g,d,r>

LOL! :D I am glad that Daryl is good-humored.

Mike

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05-21-18 14:34 Daryl Stout wrote to ED VANCE about Re: Joke of the Day
Howdy! Daryl,

@MSGID: <5B032FFB.20152.memoryln@capitolcityonline.net>

Howdy! Daryl,

Hi, Ed...

Offhand, no. But, I understand that a brunette between two blondes

s

an interpreter. <G>

That is a cute one, thanks for sharing it.

-snip-

I checked Firefox History and found the website my friend told me about.

http://best.lovetoknow.com/Best_Clean_Blonde_Jokes

I'll have to get that and forward it to a friend I know on Facebook...she loves blonde jokes.

Near the top of the page I saw the Blonde locked out of car story that You
wrote about.

-snip-

So many people want to "be seen of men" (i.e. the Pharisees), but I prefer to be out of the spotlight, and in the background. So many folks thing that certain functions "just happen by themselves".

When told at the square dance festival that I could "take a break,
and dance", I reply "No thanks. With working the registration table, I
see everyone who comes in, and can greet them. Besides, you can always
get dancers...you can't always get workers". The same holds true for hamfests, Field Day, etc. It's the ones who work behind the
scene who make it all possible. It's like the song the group Alabama
did several years ago...that finished with "Hello, America. Let me
thank you for your time" -- and it finishes with the start of "America
The Beautiful".

Re: Pharisee
When I was in the 10th Grade in High School almost every week we all went
to the Auditorium for an "Assembly" or "Pep Rally".

The last two years I was in Junior High School (8th and 9th Grade) I
learned that a friend worked behind the stage during Assemblys doing odd
jobs like operating the Curtains, adjusting the volume setting on the
Sound System, etc., and took me under his wing and taught me the tricks
of the trade.

So after attending a few Assemblys in High School I asked the School
Principal if I could help out back stage.

I was shown how to adjust the Stage Lights and how to set up the Microphones and operate the Sound System etc., etc., etc.

I was out of the spotlight so to speak, and even sometimes Operated the Spotlight during an Assembly.

73 de Ed W9ODR . .


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Daryl wrote --

I thought Daryl was the MISSING link.... <g,d,r>

No, I'm COMEDY RELIEF. Without me, the echo would be BORING;

That's true.

especially with just you and Nancy doing all the talking, and you'd have no one to pick on. <BG>

Ya got me there on that one. :)
Joe


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Howdy! Daryl,

Hi, Ed...

The last two years I was in Junior High School (8th and 9th Grade) I EV>learned that a friend worked behind the stage during Assemblys doing odd EV>jobs like operating the Curtains, adjusting the volume setting on the EV>Sound System, etc., and took me under his wing and taught me the tricks EV>of the trade.

I directed the lighting and sound for a couple of plays back in high
school 40 years ago...and in other plays, I was a character in them.
Everything is so important in something like that...even in church
cantatas, for Christmas or Easter.

Daryl

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Joe,

-a I thought Daryl was the MISSING link....-a <g,d,r>

-a No, I'm COMEDY RELIEF. Without me, the echo would be BORING;

That's true.

I'm glad you see it my way. <G>

especially with just you and Nancy doing all the talking, and you'd hav no one to pick on. <BG>

Ya got me there on that one. :)

Good...that means I don't have to risk a feed cut. <BG>

Daryl

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Mike,

I think Daryl is on ILINK.

.. I am...I have several messages each day to reply to.

I thought Daryl was the MISSING link.... <g,d,r>

LOL! :D I am glad that Daryl is good-humored.

As Roger Rabbit so eloquently put it, "If you don't have a sense of humor...you're better off dead!!".

There is so little to laugh at nowadays...you turn on the news, and
you don't know whether to cry or vomit.

When I did "The Triple Play", 3 ham radio skits on:

1) The Ham Radio Wedding
2) The Honeymoon And More
3) The 12 Days Of Hamming (Ham For The Holidays)

...there was a lot of ham radio humor and puns in the files...especially
the first two. Non-ham radio operators wouldn't have understood
it...but, to ham radio operators like Ed Vance and myself, it makes
perfect sense.

The first one unites Ham and Radio in Holy Telephony...the second one
is the first night together, and the early years of the harmonics
(hamspeak for kids)...and the last one is an overview of 12 different
things in the ham radio hobby.

Here's an excerpt from the first two...

"I now pronounce you ham and radio. You may now kiss the mic" (packet burst...compare it to a dial-up modem connecting).

"And now, we have a report on The Honeymoon And More...on the accurate reporting authority of (dare we say it??) a trusted group of Official Observers".

"After turning down the lights, and putting on some soft JT-65 music,
Ham and Radio assumed positions of horizontal and vertical polarization,
as they got to intimately know each other".

(Note: JT-65 sounds like a flute, although music is prohibited on ham
radio).

"But, they had to be careful not to put the wedding gifts of Morse
Code Keyers where they would sleep. Otherwise, they would become
infested with bed bugs, and that would be a real pain in the brass".

(Note: A bug is a type of keyer, and sending Morse Code is known as
"pounding brass").

If anyone would like the entire file, please email me at wx1der at
gmail dot com -- and ask for "The Triple Play".

To Ed Vance...yes, I have too much time on my hands. <G>

Daryl, WX1DER

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Daryl wrote --

Ya got me there on that one. :)

Good...that means I don't have to risk a feed cut. <BG>

Now would I do anything like that??? <sweet innocent look>
Joe


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Daryl Stout wrote --

As Roger Rabbit so eloquently put it, "If you don't have a sense of humor...you're better off dead!!".

As someone once said, Life is too short to be taken seriously.
I like to think I have a very good sense of humour as do those I associate with.
Joe


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Joe,

-a Ya got me there on that one.-a :)

-a Good...that means I don't have to risk a feed cut. <BG>

Now would I do anything like that??? <sweet innocent look>

Innocent as a newborn baby...baby rat, that is <g,d,r>.

Daryl

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Joe,

-a As Roger Rabbit so eloquently put it, "If you don't have a sense of humor...you're better off dead!!".

As someone once said, Life is too short to be taken seriously.

None of us is getting out alive. :P

I like to think I have a very good sense of humour as do those I associate
with.

You have to have one...especially when moderating a FIDONet echo. <G>

Daryl

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Daryl wrote --

I like to think I have a very good sense of humour as do those I

associate with.

You have to have one...especially when moderating a FIDONet echo. <G>

Not to mention patience. Which I won't mention.
Joe


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Joe,

-a I like to think I have a very good sense of humour as do those I

associate with.

-a You have to have one...especially when moderating a FIDONet echo. <

Not to mention patience. Which I won't mention.

You just did. <G>

Daryl

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05-23-18 17:58 Daryl Stout wrote to ED VANCE about Re: Joke of the Day
Howdy! Daryl,

@MSGID: <5B062AD9.20170.memoryln@capitolcityonline.net>

Howdy! Daryl,

Hi, Ed...

The last two years I was in Junior High School (8th and 9th Grade) I
learned that a friend worked behind the stage during Assemblys doing odd
jobs like operating the Curtains, adjusting the volume setting on the
Sound System, etc., and took me under his wing and taught me the tricks
of the trade.

I directed the lighting and sound for a couple of plays back in high school 40 years ago...and in other plays, I was a character in them.

YES!, You ARE A "CHARACTER".

Everything is so important in something like that...even in church cantatas, for Christmas or Easter.

Many years ago (ten years?) a Church in Louisville, Kentucky had a
"Living Christmas Tree" concert just before the CHRISTmas season.

The colored lights in the choir loft behind the choir were controlled by
a Program ran on a Commodore 64.

. OLX 1.53 . I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!

Are You Sure?

73 de Ed W9ODR . .


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Howdy! Daryl,

Hi, Ed...

I directed the lighting and sound for a couple of plays back in high school 40 years ago...and in other plays, I was a character in them.

YES!, You ARE A "CHARACTER".

It took you this long to notice?? <BG>

Everything is so important in something like that...even in church cantatas, for Christmas or Easter.

Many years ago (ten years?) a Church in Louisville, Kentucky had a EV>"Living Christmas Tree" concert just before the CHRISTmas season.

The colored lights in the choir loft behind the choir were controlled by EV>a Program ran on a Commodore 64.

Wow. A local Sysop is running a BBS on an Amiga computer.

. OLX 1.53 . I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!

Are You Sure?

Only if I stay out in the sun too long, and perspire profusely...then
I start to wonder. :P

They're calling for it to be near 100 by the end of next week...the
summer looks to be brutal.

Daryl

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