• Re: Fun with cops (was: R

    From NANCY BACKUS@1:123/140 to JOE MACKEY on Wed Dec 6 21:25:00 2017
    Quoting Joe Mackey to Nancy Backus on 12-04-17 07:32 <=-

    But we got as well as we gave. Good natured joking back and forth
    and all that.
    As long as it's all understood to be that way, that works out... ;)
    Being part of one comraderie does give plenty of privilege... ;)
    We also played practical jokes on each other.

    As long as there was give and take, and not just one way... ;)

    The one that comes to mind immediately was the best one.
    I ride a bike as my main means of transportation. I live and work
    in a short radius, use it for shopping, etc with my dorky basket on the front. I had a "reserved" parking place, on the parking office side
    of the police station, between a mini-fridge and a storeroom, leaning against a wall. A couple of weeks before my retirement I went in for
    lunch and noticed it was missing.
    Ok, someone hid it was my first thought.
    I was all over the building looking for it, in different rooms and
    offices and no where to to be found. (One time it was hidden in the women's locker room, during a time we had no female officers. Another time it was in my civilian bosses office when she was off for the day).

    So, not the first time your bike had been wandered... ;)

    I looked around outside. I was stumped. I would be asked what I was looking for and tell them and get this look which I knew they were up
    to something. I was in the alley behind the building and happened to glance up and there it was, up on the roof.
    How in the world did they get up there?
    I mentioned I had found it and learned they had tied it with ropes
    and pulled it up.
    I went up on the roof, which is accessed by a ladder on the wall and opening a hatch (like a submarine). On the other side was the bike, leaning against a wall. A couple of us lowered it back down. I congratulated them and said that was the best gag ever and laughter all around. Joe

    They just HAD to get you one last time before you retired... ;) That
    was a good one.. :)

    ttyl neb

    ... I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, so I left.

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  • From joe mackey@1:154/30 to NANCY BACKUS on Thu Dec 7 06:27:10 2017
    Nancy wrote --

    Another time it was in my civilian bosses office when she was off for the
    day).

    So, not the first time your bike had been wandered... ;)

    Nope, it used to wander off on its own every now and then. :)
    One time I had stopped by the station to use the copier and had my bike right outside the door (a glass wall with glass doors).
    Just before I left a cop came into the lobby and talking with someone.
    I turned and saw my bike missing and asked "Britt, you haven't seen my bike have you?" and he replied "Nope!" and kept on going. I knew he had been up to something and found it around the side of the building, in plain sight.
    One time a large fountain was being replaced after having been worked on, cleaned, etc. A large area was taped off so the crane would have room to move around.
    The chief had me blocking a fire exit saying "No one comes out!" I was leaning against the door when someone wanted out and I told them they couldn't get out that way. Another shove and I said to go around.
    A few seconds later chief asked why I didn't let him out. I replied "you said no one to come out and you didn't ID yourself. I had no way of knowing it
    was you". He gave me his look showing he wasn't pleased, then realised he hadn't told me it was him and said "good job" and went on. It takes a brave man to tell the chief of police something like that. (Or a not very bright one).

    JM>> congratulated them and said that was the best gag ever and
    laughter all around.

    They just HAD to get you one last time before you retired... ;) That was a good one.. :)

    And it took some thought and planning as well. :)
    One other time my bike had wandered off and I was asking if anyone had seen it. I asked the day supervisor if he had seen it. (Dickie looked a little and
    acted like Martin Milner in Adam-12). He said he knew nothing about it and got
    this "Dickie grin" as I called it when he was up to something and asked "Ok, what did YOU do with it?" He asked why I thought he had done it and I said "You look guilty".
    Come to find out this was one prank he had had nothing to do with and completely innocent. :)
    Joe


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  • From NANCY BACKUS@1:123/140 to JOE MACKEY on Sun Dec 10 20:46:00 2017
    Quoting Joe Mackey to Nancy Backus on 12-07-17 06:27 <=-

    Another time it was in my civilian bosses office when she was off
    for the day).
    So, not the first time your bike had been wandered.. ;)

    Nope, it used to wander off on its own every now and then. :)

    With just a little help..... <G>

    One time I had stopped by the station to use the copier and had my
    bike right outside the door (a glass wall with glass doors).
    Just before I left a cop came into the lobby and talking with
    someone. I turned and saw my bike missing and asked "Britt, you
    haven't seen my bike have you?" and he replied "Nope!" and kept on
    going. I knew he had been up to something and found it around the side
    of the building, in plain sight.

    Just not in sight of the doors... ;) He knew you'd see it when you
    went out.... :)

    One time a large fountain was being replaced after having been worked
    on, cleaned, etc. A large area was taped off so the crane would have
    room to move around. The chief had me blocking a fire exit saying "No
    one comes out!" I was leaning against the door when someone wanted
    out and I told them they couldn't get out that way. Another shove and
    I said to go around. A few seconds later chief asked why I didn't let
    him out. I replied "you said no one to come out and you didn't ID yourself. I had no way of knowing it was you". He gave me his look showing he wasn't pleased, then realised he hadn't told me it was him
    and said "good job" and went on. It takes a brave man to tell the
    chief of police something like that. (Or a not very bright one).

    Or a conscientious one... ;)

    congratulated them and said that was the best gag ever and
    laughter all around.
    They just HAD to get you one last time before you retired... ;) That
    was a good one... :)

    And it took some thought and planning as well. :)
    One other time my bike had wandered off and I was asking if anyone
    had seen it. I asked the day supervisor if he had seen it. (Dickie looked a little and acted like Martin Milner in Adam-12). He said he
    knew nothing about it and got this "Dickie grin" as I called it when he was up to something and asked "Ok, what did YOU do with it?" He asked
    why I thought he had done it and I said "You look guilty".
    Come to find out this was one prank he had had nothing to do with
    and completely innocent. :)

    But just couldn't resist acting like he might have... ;)

    ttyl neb

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  • From joe mackey@1:154/30 to NANCY BACKUS on Fri Dec 15 06:45:01 2017
    Nancy wrote --

    JM>> I said to go around. A few seconds later chief asked why I didn't let
    JM>> him out. I replied "you said no one to come out and you didn't ID
    JM>> yourself. I had no way of knowing it was you".

    The other morning I was at the quarterly "Coffee with Cops" at a local coffee
    shop.
    One attending was the Chief, from Marshall, his first time there though he had often been asked.
    We were introducing ourselves and I said, in a joking manner, I had worked with him for some years and was the best and hardest worker he ever had. He just hung his head, shook it and sighed. :)
    The others chuckled.
    Joe


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  • From NANCY BACKUS@1:123/140 to JOE MACKEY on Fri Dec 22 20:27:00 2017
    Quoting Joe Mackey to Nancy Backus on 12-15-17 06:45 <=-

    I said to go around. A few seconds later chief asked why I didn't let
    him out.-a I replied "you said no one to come out and you didn't ID
    yourself.-a I had no way of knowing it was you".

    The other morning I was at the quarterly "Coffee with Cops" at a
    local coffee shop.
    One attending was the Chief, from Marshall, his first time there
    though he had often been asked.
    We were introducing ourselves and I said, in a joking manner, I had
    worked with him for some years and was the best and hardest worker he
    ever had. He just hung his head, shook it and sighed. :)
    The others chuckled.

    Sounds like you were a regular there... ;) So... didn't he agree that
    you were his best and hardest worker...? <G>

    ttyl neb

    ... Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.

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  • From joe mackey@1:154/30 to NANCY BACKUS on Tue Dec 26 09:01:46 2017
    Nancy wrote --

    JM>> We were introducing ourselves and I said, in a joking manner, I had
    JM>> worked with him for some years and was the best and hardest worker he
    JM>> ever had. He just hung his head, shook it and sighed. :)
    JM>> The others chuckled.

    Sounds like you were a regular there... ;) So... didn't he agree that
    you were his best and hardest worker...? <G>

    He would never admit it. :)
    Had to work in a dorm yesterday and parked my bike in the police station. Several of the cops asked what I was doing back on campus and told them I was the ghost of Christmas past. :)
    Joe


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  • From NANCY BACKUS@1:123/140 to JOE MACKEY on Wed Dec 27 19:54:00 2017
    Quoting Joe Mackey to Nancy Backus on 12-26-17 09:01 <=-

    We were introducing ourselves and I said, in a joking manner, I had
    worked with him for some years and was the best and hardest worker he
    ever had. He just hung his head, shook it and sighed. :)
    The others chuckled.
    Sounds like you were a regular there... ;) So... didn't he agree that
    you were his best and hardest worker...? <G>

    He would never admit it. :)

    Too ingrained at not showing favoritism, I'd guess... :)

    Had to work in a dorm yesterday and parked my bike in the police
    station.

    Sounds like a safer place than where you parked it at Thanksgiving... :)

    Several of the cops asked what I was doing back on campus and
    told them I was the ghost of Christmas past. :)

    Ho, ho, ho... ;) Back for the holidays... ;)

    ttyl neb

    ... Everytime I have all the answers, somebody changes the questions

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  • From NANCY BACKUS@1:123/140 to JOE MACKEY on Mon Jan 1 22:07:00 2018
    Quoting Joe Mackey to on 12-29-17 06:55 <=-
    Nancy wrote --

    you were his best and hardest worker...? <G>
    He would never admit it. :)
    Too ingrained at not showing favoritism, I'd guess... :)

    Yeah, that's it! :)

    It'll serve... ;)

    told them I was the ghost of Christmas past.-a :)
    Ho, ho, ho... ;) Back for the holidays... ;)

    I always joke the university can't operate without me. I had
    myself so deeply embedded that they can't function without my guidance
    and know how. That they are lost without me.
    Well, that's MY story and I'm stickin' to it!

    One way to explain why you aren't staying home safe and snug in your retirement... Too used to feeling needed... ;)

    ttyl neb

    ... 100% of the people who ate broccoli in 1830 are dead.

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  • From joe mackey@1:154/30 to NANCY BACKUS on Wed Jan 3 07:48:16 2018
    Nancy wrote --

    JM>> and know how. That they are lost without me.
    JM>> Well, that's MY story and I'm stickin' to it!

    One way to explain why you aren't staying home safe and snug in your retirement... Too used to feeling needed... ;)

    And the work was really rough too. In a 15 story dorm (both Christmas and new years) with three RA's and a resident who were gone most of the time. Sitting at the lobby desk of an empty building watching documentaries on You Tube. And getting time and a half...
    A tough job, but someone had to do it.
    Joe


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  • From NANCY BACKUS@1:123/140 to JOE MACKEY on Thu Jan 4 16:22:00 2018
    Quoting Joe Mackey to Nancy Backus on 01-03-18 07:48 <=-

    and know how. That they are lost without me.
    Well, that's MY story and I'm stickin' to it!
    One way to explain why you aren't staying home safe and snug in your
    retirement... Too used to feeling needed... ;)

    And the work was really rough too. In a 15 story dorm (both
    Christmas and new years) with three RA's and a resident who were gone
    most of the time. Sitting at the lobby desk of an empty building
    watching documentaries on You Tube. And getting time and a half...
    A tough job, but someone had to do it.

    And that someone was you.... Very commendable... :) Not everybody
    could do that... they'd die of boredom.... All the same, someone has to
    be there to make sure nothing happens....

    ttyl neb

    ... I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it and besides, it was an accident.

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  • From joe mackey@1:154/30 to NANCY BACKUS on Wed Jan 10 05:53:16 2018
    Nancy wrote --

    And that someone was you.... Very commendable... :) Not everybody
    could do that

    I have a lot of experience warming a chair. :)

    ... they'd die of boredom

    That's because they don't go prepared.
    That sort of job is the one where you take a book to read. Or these days a tablet, etc. When I worked midnight's in the dorms years ago I did a lot of reading.

    All the same, someone has to be there to make sure nothing happens....

    Its like my weekend job. I was asked in June to work "one weekend" at the Bio-Tech building (affiliated with the med school) and still there.
    There isn't much to do but warm a chair. Occasionally answer inquiries at the main door. The students and faculty all have access swipe cards (which allowed limited access depending on the card) who are working on experiments, tending to lab critters, etc. I have an all access card and sometimes have to open a door upstairs for some absent-minder professor who left their card somewhere. Some halls you can go into but need a card to get out, or else you're stuck there till someone comes across you. Happened once when an A-MP forgot their card and phone.
    But I take my laptop and do things there that I would be doing at home, since
    have wifi access, and getting paid for it. :)
    At least I'm inside, warm and dry. I've paid my dues in the cold, rain and snow. Now let some youngsters learn the joys of that. :)
    Joe


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  • From NANCY BACKUS@1:123/140 to JOE MACKEY on Fri Jan 12 21:48:00 2018
    Quoting Joe Mackey to Nancy Backus on 01-10-18 05:53 <=-

    And that someone was you.... Very commendable... :) Not everybody
    could do that

    I have a lot of experience warming a chair. :)

    And so you do... ;)

    ... they'd die of boredom

    That's because they don't go prepared.
    That sort of job is the one where you take a book to read. Or these
    days a tablet, etc. When I worked midnight's in the dorms years ago I
    did a lot of reading.

    Makes a lot of sense.... :) I've done similar, when I know that I'll
    have a lot of time on my hands... bring along a project or a book, and
    that keeps me occupied until I have to be back "on duty"... :)

    All the same, someone has to be there to make sure nothing happens....

    Its like my weekend job. I was asked in June to work "one weekend"
    at the Bio-Tech building (affiliated with the med school) and still
    there. There isn't much to do but warm a chair. Occasionally answer inquiries at the main door. The students and faculty all have access swipe cards (which allowed limited access depending on the card) who
    are working on experiments, tending to lab critters, etc. I have an
    all access card and sometimes have to open a door upstairs for some absent-minder professor who left their card somewhere. Some halls you
    can go into but need a card to get out, or else you're stuck there till someone comes across you. Happened once when an A-MP forgot their card and phone.

    Not a lot that has to be done... but there needs to be someone there to
    take care of the little things that pop up every now and then...

    But I take my laptop and do things there that I would be
    doing at home, since have wifi access, and getting paid for it. :)

    Double benefits... and the occasional person to talk to, besides... ;)

    At least I'm inside, warm and dry. I've paid my dues in the cold,
    rain and snow. Now let some youngsters learn the joys of that. :)

    The perfect retirement job... ;) You get to call the shots now, and
    only work the cushy jobs... ;)

    ttyl neb

    ... A paranoid is a guy who just figured out what's going on!

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