10. True Thomas the Rhymer turned rumormonger
9. A coalition of Marc Barrett, David Corn, Nicholas Alwin, and Jerry
Shekhel bankrolled by Steven jobs, Rupert Murdoch, O.J. Simpson,
former US President Bush, and Mumar Kaddafy have put in the high
bid for Commodore.
8. Commodore is relocating to an closely guarded airplane hanger in
the US southwest desert.
7. Commodore is relocating to a closely guarded airplane hanger at
Wright-Patterson Air Force Base.
6. An unnamed company has purchased Commodore and is relocating the
entire operation to Lahore.
5. The successful offerer is from Chengdu and Commodore is relocating
there.
4. A major manufacturer of steelcase furniture wants the use of the
name Commodore for its new line of file cabinets, and will be using
key parts of the Amiga chipset to offer computerized filing organic
to the new Commodore filing cabinets that will be coming out in
five months.
3. The former Charlestown Naval Shipyard is being reactivated, and the
new ships to be built there will be robotic. The intelligence
on-board will be ranked as a Commodore, and the US Government is
nationalizing Commodore USA's remnants to avoid trademark conflict.
2. The names of the companies expressing interest in the Amiga product
line have been mistranscribed -- "Sam sung on the topic, NOT
"Samsung." "Who let Pat, err..." was mistakenly heard as
"Hewlett-Packard." "Mat sued [expletive deleted], uh...." was also
mistranscribed.
1. A coalition of Asha Develder, Joyce Divina, Holly Sullivan, Paula
Lieberman, and others put in a bid as a woman-owned business special
interest to take over the Amiga line. "Hey, we're all female, and
mostly friendly, so the name "Amiga" is a natural for us! Ms
Lieberman was, however, noticed muttering darkly about Kiki effects,
Politically Correct Advertising, Catherine the Grape, and how
refreshing it would be to hear an adult male soprano voice used in
the new ad campaign to come...
1. A coalition of Asha Develder, Joyce Divina, Holly Sullivan, Paula
Lieberman, and others put in a bid as a woman-owned business special >-> interest to take over the Amiga line. "hey, we're all female, and
mostly friendly, so the name "Amiga" is a natural for us! Ms
Lieberman was, however, noticed muttering darkly about Kiki effects, >-> Politically Correct Advertising, Catherine the Grape, and how
refreshing it would be to hear an adult male soprano voice used in
the new ad campaign to come...
LMAO.. Dave, dear, if Asha, Joyce, and I were running it, we'd own the >world.. and doing a MUCH better job of it too.
:-)---Holly---<--<-
1. A coalition of Asha Develder, Joyce Divina, Holly Sullivan, Paula
Lieberman, and others put in a bid as a woman-owned business special
interest to take over the Amiga line. "hey, we're all female, and
mostly friendly, so the name "Amiga" is a natural for us! Ms
Lieberman was, however, noticed muttering darkly about Kiki effects,
Politically Correct Advertising, Catherine the Grape, and how
refreshing it would be to hear an adult male soprano voice used in
the new ad campaign to come...
LMAO.. Dave, dear, if Asha, Joyce, and I were running it, we'd own the world.. and doing a MUCH better job of it too.
LMAO.. Dave, dear, if Asha, Joyce, and I were running it, we'd ownthe >world.. and doing a MUCH better job of it too.
:-)---Holly---<--<-
Hey, you're still lurking here! I wonder how many others are.
On 02-17-05 DAVID L. Typed to ALL about Top Ten OLD Rumors:
Hey, you're still lurking here! I wonder how many others are.
Beats the tar out of me!!! Hi, Dave.
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