Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

More Laughs

What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop.

Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two-tired.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It is impossible to put down.

... -StingRay A-Net Online
--- ANetBBS
* Origin: ANetBBS - A Modern BBS System (1200:1/1)

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off!

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.

Where do pirates get their hooks? Secondhand stores.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm only joking!

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!

Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.

Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.

I went to buy some camo pants but couldn?t find any.

Knock knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, so please open up.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

What do horses say when they fall? Help, I?ve fallen and I can?t giddy up.

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?

Knock knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

What runs but never goes anywhere? A refrigerator.

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.

What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me.

Why don?t we see elephants hiding in trees? Because they?re really good at it.

... -StingRay A-Net Online
--- ANetBBS
* Origin: ANetBBS - A Modern BBS System (1200:1/1)